Not a Tango, nothing to see here

May 19, 2010

How to fail at robbery

Filed under: Uncategorized — antitango @ 8:44 pm

It looks like a man in Arkansas failed at robbing a Burger King.  Oh how did you fail, let’s count the ways.  You tried robbing a Burger King.  How much did you expect to get?  You want fries with that?  Next, you PUT YOUR GUN DOWN?  Dummy, maybe you should have cleared it, then you couldn’t have been SHOT WITH YOUR OWN GUN which is fail 3.  Next you got in a wrestling match with the lady and LOST when she put you in a headlock.  That’s 4.  5th, you suck at robbery so bad that she was able to call the cops while keeping you subdued in a headlock.

Pick a new line of work, my friend.  You too, Burger King lady.  I’m thinking bounty hunter for the lady.

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